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What we don’t talk enough about is morning s*x'. Probably because we don’t do it enough.
But we should. Because it’s great. And here are all the reasons.
1. Because alarm clocks wake you up like this.
2. And s*x' in the morning wakes you up like this.
3. The post-morning s*x' shower is about as fun as showers get.
You’ve got a pocket full of sunshine. And, something else, but do we have to keep going with this joke?
4.When you have morning s*x', 12 hours later yo guys are probably going to be down for night s*x'
S*x' twice in one day, you deserve an Olympic gold medal for s*x', you tireless athlete;Lol
5.You don’t need to feel bummed out about the fact that you’re too exhausted to have s*x' that night BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAD IT THAT MORNING.
6.You get scandalous/awesome texts from your S.O. all day long Republished
“This AM was so hot.” THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, SWEET CAKES.
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