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Shower gels are designed to give you a refreshing, tingly feeling on your skin when you use one.
However, careless application can result in unpleasant experience, as this Facebook user later said of her experience.
The
woman who goes by a Facebook identity, I Know, I Need To Stop Talking,
said she had used the mint and tea gel made by the Original Source.
She
wrote: “I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck,
breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first
class bathing experience.
“And then. and then. Oh. Dear. God. My v*gina was ablaze “For a moment,
I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the
never-to-be-forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream
which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom?
“Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? Because it f***ing felt like it.
“Yes,
Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so-called
shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute f***ing liability.
“My flaps were on f***ing fire. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not.
“There
was a warning though. ‘Keep away from eyes.’ Keep away from eyes? Keep
away from eyes? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right
now.
“I
frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were
being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with
chilli sauce.
“‘7,929
tingling leaves’”, claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling?
tingling? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a f***ing bush
fire down there.”
She
said that 12 hours later, her “front bottom” had “calmed down,” but
she wanted to pen the note “in the interest of public safety.”
She
also suggested a new tag line for Original Source’s gel, which read:
‘7,297 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it
screams for mercy.’”
The post was greeted with comments from sympathetic clean people who had made the same mistake on themselves or their children.
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